Thursday 13 February 2014

Surprise Me (An Ode to Valentine's Day Paradoxes - Everywhere)




































He flashed, 
an undecided smile – 
as he walked off:  nonchalant . . . 

though, the man has, not a clue  
– about the color – of the flowers . . . 
of the flowers, that I want.

Think back, my dear, 
(a long way back back to that magic day)
and you may: 
remember, yellow
ROSES IN YOUR LOVELY BRIDE'S BOUQUET

AND 
perhaps, you recall 
DAISIES NODDING, IN YOUR BOUTONNIERE

AND 
yellow swags like icing on
THE HILLTOP BELVEDERE.

AND THEN 
the yellow
GINGHAM NURSERY
cast your mind back (way back when)

AND  
the lemon yellow 
CROCKERY
that cheered our humdrum white kitchen.

TO SAY 
nothing of 
THE MARIGOLDS
I planted by the fence.

OR
the polka dotted 
TABLECLOTH  
beside 
THE YELLOW BACKYARD BENCH.

YELLOW  
– A LOT OF YELLOW –

and frankly, I must say . . .  
SURELY . . . 
you did not forget, 
that
YELLOW NEGLIGEE ! ! ! 

BUT, HEY . . .  
it’s just a color, 
and so (REALLY) pardon me. 
I realize it’s only been . . . 
a mere
HALF CENTURY ! ! !

Almost fifty years of 
YELLOW ! ! !

(I know, a man has GOT TO think)

After fifty years of YELLOW . . .

she'd probably like PINK ! ! !
 
notes:  Happy Valentine’s Day!  (And good luck to getting it right.  Smiles.) 

paradox:  a statement or proposition that, despite sound (or apparently sound) reasoning, leads to a conclusion that is senseless or unacceptable.

photos:  Flower Shop in Yaletown and A Million Shades of Pink – W. Bourke 
  
© 2014 Wendy Bourke

14 comments:

  1. This is wonderful, Wendy!! Some people really take a long time to pick up clues, it seems? But then again....perhaps after many years, it IS a logical thing to believe that a change is in order. Smiles. Happy Valentine's Day.

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    1. Well, when it comes to little sentimental things (like color) I find men and women and often not on quite the same wavelength.

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  2. Fantastically nostalgic AND humorous! THE MAN better get it RIGHT or his cheeks will be PINK! Happy Valentine's Day!

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    1. This Valentine's Day, I decided to take the bull by the horns and read him the poem (subtle) - which he related to, with good humor (as in: Who knew???). So, we'll see what he walks through the door with.

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    2. And my Valentine Roses are [drum roll]. . . . . . PINK!

      But, of course.

      Somehow, I just knew he couldn't resist going there. (He does like to keep life interesting.) But that's a poem for another day.

      Anyway, they are lovely pink roses and - as long as he keeps bringing them (almost a half century in) - I'm happy and (for this Valentine's Day, anyway) IN-THE-PINK. Smiles

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    3. So he just turned to me and said: Have you figured out yet, why I went with pink? It was your title: Surprise Me. I even toyed with red, but I didn't have the heart.

      Ah-h-h-h-h . . .

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  3. Your poem made me laugh! My brother could be like that. He has a very hard time picking up the most obvious clues. Happy Valentine's Day!

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    1. I guess it's the old: men are from Mars, women are from Venus thing.

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  4. lol...forgive us...the weaker sex...we dont have the same brain power
    and rarely think...

    though, i do rather like the color yellow
    for its intensity

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    1. I suspect these little relationship blips are more likely to occur when someone is not thinking enough - and someone is thinking way-y-y-y too much. Smiles.

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  5. So funny! I have to give your husband credit since he did pick up on the title! Maybe next year they will be yellow!

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  6. Ah haha! Love all your hints. And glad you loved the lovely pink roses.

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  7. At the end of the day - it was a good day. And a bit of poetry fun! It seldom gets much better than that. Thanks, Robyn and Janet.

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  8. Hahaha! So much for subtlety, maybe a direct request? lol This was so fun to read. Perfect!

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